14 October, 2007

Ай новый русский!

Some "New Russian" jokes, courtesy of my wife.

Two New Russians are having dinner. One of them says to the other, "Hey that's a nice tie. How much did you pay for it!"

"Three thousand dollars!" he answers proudly.

"Three thousand?!?" the other exclaims. "You fool! At that corner, you can buy the same tie for five thousand!"

Well, shoot. My wife claims that she doesn't remember any more. :-( Turns out you can find some online anyway, including a less extravagant version of the one above.

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