17 November, 2009

Another useful Ukrainian proverb

The other day I gave my elder daughter something to eat. She dropped it, and without pause reached down, picked it up, and popped it into her mouth. My wife rolled her eyes and sighed, Русский не поваляет, не поесть.

I understood everything except the third word. My wife translated, "A Russian can't eat, unless he wipes the floor with his food. It's a Ukrainian proverb. My father's mother used to say it all the time." She had to remind me that her father's side of the family is Ukrainian.

I once came across a web page dedicated to Ukrainian proverbs about Russians. I only remember one, which I thought funny and related to a Russian officemate. He wasn't quite so amused; for some reason, Ukrainian proverbs about Russians tend not to be flattering.

I suppose that when a neighboring nation's armies take up long-term residence on your territory, it grabs one's cultural attention. Perhaps in a similar vein, Italian pop songs from the 70s and 80s refer frequently to America or to Americans: for example,

  • in Mamma Maria, the group Ricchi e Poveri sing, così la bionda americana, o s'innamora, o la trasformo in rana ("so that the blonde American either falls in love [with me], or I will turn her into a frog");
  • and again in Piccolo Amore, they sing, strano e colorato, come un film americano ("strange and full of color, like an American film");
  • while in L'italiano, Toto Cutugno sings, Buongiorno Italia con i tuoi artisti / con troppa America sui manifesti ("Good day, Italy, with your artists, with too much of America on your posters");
and one could go on a while.

Now I need to figure out whom I can blame for my daughter's genes. Not me, surely.

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16 November, 2009

Counting jobs the way Chicago counts votes

National Review Online's corner has pointed out that, according to the government's own website, the stimulus bill created 2,873.9 jobs in New Hampshire's "00 Congressional district". It also created jobs in the 6th, 4th, and 27th districts.

This is weird, because if you look at the website you see that they spent over a million dollars in the 4th district, and created all of 0 jobs. Think about it: according to the government's own website, we've spent over a million dollars creating 0 jobs. Not a single one.

It gets weirder yet: legally speaking, New Hampshire has only two Congressional districts, traditionally been numbered 1 and 2. Those appear in the list, too. The first district received 377.8 jobs, and the second received 271.6 jobs. So then you ask yourself: what on earth are they doing that counts .8 and .6 jobs? part-timers? shouldn't it be 1 job, even if it's part-time?

I showed my (Russian) wife, who offered a typical (Russian) insight: Those people always find ways to steal money.

In case it changes in the future, here's an unretouched snapshot: (click for full size)

I hope to God it does change. I guess this is a programming snafu of some sort, but what sort of programming snafu turns 1 job into .6, or reports jobs in districts that don't even exist? Beats me, but New Hampshire ain't alone:

Here in Mississippi, we have all of four Congressional districts, but we've also created jobs, or at least spent money to create jobs even if none was created, in districts 28, 00, 5, 48, 6, and 19.

That 19th district might have transferred from Illinois, whose report includes six fictitious districts, with at least 0.8 jobs in each, but whose 19th district (which really does exist) doesn't show up at all. No jobs for you, guys. That's what you get for voting Republican. ;-) Of course, our 19th district spent $94,000+ to create 0 jobs.

Just remember: this is all former President Bush's fault. The current president continues to insist that his administration is the most transparent, technologically savvy administration, staffed only with people selected for competence (not ideology!) since, like, ever, dude. To the max. The same way his campaign was going to rely on public funding.

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15 November, 2009

Five myths about homeownership

Great story at washingtonpost.com. The five myths are:

  1. Housing is a great long-term investment.
  2. The homebuyer tax credit makes buying a house more affordable.
  3. Homeownership is good for society because owners make better citizens.
  4. It's safe to buy a house with a very low down payment.
  5. Owning a home is cheaper than renting one because you save on rent.
On the other hand, the article also makes an observation that (in my case) mitigates all these myths:
Most of the return from owning your home comes not in financial gains but in the benefits you enjoy by living there.
The primary reason I bought a house was so that my wife and kids would have a yard to play in and grow food in, wouldn't have to worry about loud neighbors, or neighbors' complaints that we were too loud (the only complaint I've ever received was when my son jumped on and off furniture), and so forth.

But I have such a worrisome personality that every defect in my house sets off alarm bells in my head. Since buying a home, I've started noticing defects not only in my home, but in other people's homes as well. In houses that once would have looked perfect, I now spot non-level stone walls or accessories, cracks in walls and ceilings, rotting eaves, soffits, or wood, joint tape peeling from ceiling corners, and so forth. I don't mean bad things, either; mere minor defects pop up on my radar. I don't generally say anything; I'm not stupid.

But it's completely destroyed my view of the world. I'm not exactly complaining, but…

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07 November, 2009

European Union manages to offend Italy (again)

The European Union's Court of Human Rights recently ruled that the Italian government must pay damages to a family whose daughter had to endure the sight of a crucifix in every classroom. The National Catholic Registrar's daily blog offers disdainful commentary here; the Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera editorializes here. Silvio Berlusconi, Prime Minister of Italy, has said that crucifixes will not be removed from the classrooms, adding with some interesting insight:

Non è rispettosa della realtà: l’Europa tutta e in particolare l’Italia non può non dirsi cristiana. …Se c’è una cosa su cui anche un ateo può convenire è che questa è la nostra storia. Ci sono 8 paesi d’Europa che hanno la croce nella loro bandiera… Cosa dovrebbero fare cambiare la loro bandiera?

([The decision] does not respect reality: no part of Europe, let alone Italy, can declare itself non-Christian. …Even an atheist can agree that this is our history. There are eight European nations that have the cross in their flag… What should they do, change their flags?
I think Berlusconi is undercounting here: European countries with the cross in their flag include Denmark, Finland, Greece, Norway, Portugal (implied in design), Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom. Maybe he's excluding countries that are not (yet) part of the European Union, but at this point we're picking nits. His overall point is appropriate.

To get an idea of the strong reaction throughout Italy, consider these observations that open the Italian editorial:
Il giovane Sami Albertin — la cui madre ha chiesto la rimozione del crocifisso dalle scuole statali approvata dalla Corte europea dei diritti dell’uomo, ricevendo per questo su forum e blog volgari insulti da chi, per il solo fatto di proferirli, non ha diritto di dirsi cristiano — dev’essere molto sensibile e delicato come una mimosa, se, com’egli dice, «si sentiva osservato» dagli occhi dei crocifissi appesi nella sua classe.

The mother of Sami Albertin requested the removal of the crucifix from state schools. The European Court of Human Rights has agreed. For this, they have received vulgar insults on forums and weblogs. Now, the mere fact of proffering such insults strips one of the right to call oneself Christian; nevertheless, this must be a very sensitive child, as delicate as a mimosa, if, as he says, he felt himself "watched" by the eyes on the crucifixes hung on his classroom wall.
This is not, let me point out, an opinion that happens to disagree with the long-term goal of a secular Europe; to the contrary, the author argues,
La difesa della laicità esige ben altre e più urgenti misure: ad esempio — uno fra i tanti — il rifiuto di finanziare le scuole private, cattoliche o no, e di parificarle a quella pubblica, come esortava il cattolicissimo e laicissimo Arturo Carlo Jemolo.

The defense of the secular state requires other, more urgent measures: as one example among many, the refusal to finance private schools, Catholic or otherwise, and to bring them up to par with public schools, as exhorted by the very Catholic and very secular Arturo Carlo Jemolo.
Nevertheless, he disagrees with the notion that the crucifix must be removed.

I myself believe strongly in the symbol of the Crucifix, and I pay money so that my son will attend a school where crucifixes are free to hang from the walls. I don't see it as the symbol of any institution, but as a dual acknowledgment of God's universal and infinite love for fallen creation, and of the wretched depths of that fall, that we would crucify our own God. Yet hanging it in the state schools symbolically runs the risk of making God an instrument of the (fallen) state, rather than the other way around. And I think the arguments made prove my point; since they are along the lines of, "This is our culture and our past and we will keep it."

A better argument, I say, is the following: "We want to direct our youths' minds to the necessity of self-giving, a human value that even state schools should foster. Even if you do not believe in the story behind the Crucifix, there is no symbol of self-giving, universal love that is more effective or pedagogical than this one. Indeed, it transcends our culture."

Update: Grahnlaw corrects a bit of confusion on my part (the EU and the Council of Europe are not the same) and on his website offers some thoughtful analysis. In particular,
The Catholic Church would hardly have reacted as clearly, if the crucifix was only a state symbol (in Italy). …Generally, I prefer the state and the public sector more broadly to be secular and non-discriminatory, but I think that tolerance is sometimes more valuable than a stubborn application of principle. [and in the comments, he adds:] Protection for a 'right' not to be offended cannot go very far (cf. blasphemy).


I'm also reminded some time ago of the EU Parliament's debate (I'm pretty sure it was EU here) on eradicating Nazi symbols from public places. This went on fine until some Eastern Europeans proposed banning Communist symbols from public places. Since Communists Parties so-named are still abundant in Western Europe, this created difficulties. I don't remember how it turned out.

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Going to college? wait a year

An interesting point of view. I agree with the conclusion, but for different reasons. My reason is more the effect of: the vast majority of students attending universities are grossly unprepared and lack motivation. You can make up for lack of preparation if you are seriously motivated. Trouble is, most people fresh out of high school think that "motivation" means attending class and attempting to learn via osmosis.

Some of the most motivated students I have ever met are what we call "non-traditional students": adults who have spent a few years (or decades) in the real world and, whether for pride or profit, decide to go back for that Bachelor's Degree. Many told me explicitly that they were frustrated by the lack of options in a life without a college degree. Others merely feel as if they lack something, and are seeking it. Either way, they tend to be more motivated than the average eighteen year-old.

Of course, one does meet the occasional non-traditional student who acts as if an education is a terrible burden and obstacle, but in my experience this is more the exception than the rule. Nevertheless, I've read that universities are starting to realize the potential market in this group, and exploit it.

I've suggested to my department that we offer evening classes, and I've even offered to teach them; so far to no avail. Maybe I haven't tried hard enough.

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06 November, 2009

I'm not sure this qualifies as "encyclopedic style"

Another gem of Wikipedia's:

Though of great historical value, the poem is devoid of all literary excellence, and at times is even extremely clumsy and barbarous.
Never mind the subjective evaluations. "Barbarous"? What does that even mean in a poem?

Update! It turns out that I can't blame Wikipedia for this at all. No, this is another place where Wikipedia lifted word for word from the Catholic Encyclopedia. It remains incomprehensible, though.

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How the West Failed Eastern Europe

An interesting and insightful article at Forbes' website. Most of it agrees with discussions I've had with my wife. I wish it were longer, and the fact that he says nothing about the war in Kosovo nor the financial collapse in Russia is disappointing, but it's a good start nevertheless.

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01 November, 2009

Munch munch munch--hey guys, what's that scraping noise?

I've been repainting parts of the house, and last week I thought I'd spend an hour or two on a section of fascia and eaves. I only finished that section today.

What happened? In my quest to do a good job, I removed the gutters from their brackets, then started scraping away the old wood. I discovered that it had decayed pretty badly; I think I'm the first person to repaint that section in twenty-five years. As I scraped, wood came off with the paint, and I discovered that some healthy fungus was growing out of the board.

That was bad enough, but then I saw the ants. They were crawling out of the cracks in the board, disturbed by the scraping away of their nest. Carpenter ants! Dismay set in. By now it was obvious that it would take a lot more than two hours to paint this section of the house: I'd have to replace the fascia board entirely, and if the infestation went further I'd have a lot of wood to remove.

So, off came the board, as quickly as I and my crowbar could get it. There turned out to be two nests, but the surrounding wood looked good: no galleries moving from one to the other.

I drove down to Lowe's for the wood. Their pre-primed fascia boards were the wrong size (1×4 when I needed 1×6), so I had to buy two unprimed boards, take them home, measure, cut, and prime them. A couple of hours later, I was nailing the primed face of the wood against the beams, with the unprimed face towards me. I then primed that, too. I don't know if that's necessary, but the boards at Lowe's were primed on both sides, and in any case I feel more comfortable knowing that both sides of the wood are primed. The wood that the ants had infected was not primed on both sides; whether that was the problem, or something else, I won't speculate. The next day I came home from work to paint it, and today I returned the gutters to their positions. It almost looks like a professional did it; I even have the fascia board level.

So much work just from a small paint job. Never mind the other problems I've fixed and/or discovered lately. Owning this house is like playing one of those whack-a-mole games: you fix one problem, and another one pops up. Never mind the improvements you make. I'm starting to wonder if there's any end to the amount of upkeep a house requires. At this point I want my next house to be made of stone!!!

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Back from traveling

I did some traveling late last week. It was business travel, to visit a well-known researcher and exchange ideas. It was rewarding, but exhausting.

It reminds me of what I like most about this job: the chance to work, for however short a while, on the most interesting problems I've ever known, with some of the most brilliant minds in the business.

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23 October, 2009

What is 0^0?

An interesting discussion on the sage-devel list, with all kinds of different answers and rationales. (Including, at one point, "none".)

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