Wrong again

I decided to go to work without emitting any carbon today; that is, I rode my bicycle. My wife suggested that I think twice about it; she was worried about rain. I didn't expect to stay long enough for the rain to come.

Here it is 6pm and I've been waiting for a downpour to end for the past half-hour. Ironically, it started exactly when I decided to leave the office.

Do you know how I know that you love me? my wife asked on the phone a moment ago. You give me so many opportunities to be right.

God knows when I'll live this one down.