"A husband is living proof that his wife can take a joke"

From a conversation with my wife. Red is my wife; blue is myself.

The movie is about a mail-order bride, so it's interesting to me.

Why? You aren't a mail-order bride.

Правда? [Really?]

(sputtering, not realizing I'm being put on) Of course not! I didn't send for you through the mail, and I didn't pay any—

I may not be a mail-order bride, but you are a mail-order husband.