02 November, 2008

A misanthrope's opinion of Thanksgiving greetings

From a conversation between my wife and me:

We have to buy Christmas cards soon. Ah, what about Thanksgiving cards? Do you send those, too?

No, I hate everyone. I don't want to thank God for their existence.
Actually, this is an improvement. For much of my life, I would answer the greeting, Good morning! with the question, What's so good about it?

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